Thank You Blogadda!
As 2009 comes to an end and the winter of ever sunny Mumbai kicks in, I reflect back into this year on all its events. Although I did not receive any awards in the real sense or on my blog, so I thought 'why not create my own set of awards'. (Its here you say: Aahhh! ) I, Gkam, now present to you:
Gkam's Award Ceremony 2009
Nominations-Shominations! These Winners are above and beyond that....
And the winners are:
Wordsworth Award: Shashi Tharoor, Deputy Minister for External Affairs
Big Boss Award: S. M. Krishna, Minister for External Affairs
Humble (American) Pie Award: Peace Nobel Winner U. S. President Barack Obama
SEXagenarian of the Year Award: Former Andhra Governer N. D. Tiwari
Quickfire Response Award: Liberhan Report on Babri Masjib Demolition. (Yeah, the "leaked" report is 126MB)
Bharatiya Naari Award: Rakhi Sawant
Little Bo- BEEP Award : Kamal Rashid Khan fondly(!) known as KRK
Tom and Jerry Award : IIM and Prometric
Miss Congeniality: Serena Williams
The Dark Horse Award : Vindu Dara Singh on winning Big Boss 3 and coincidentally also wins Mirror Breaking Material Award!
Best Rendezvous point: Copenhagen, Denmark
Most popularly used four letter word: H1N1
Award for the Most Considerate: Kanye West American Rapper
Aquasure Award: Chandrayaan, India's maiden Moon mission
Sweet 17 Award: Sachin Tendulkar (on completing 17000 runs in ODIs in 20 years)
Best Employer of the Year Award: Air India
Atithi Devo Bhavaha Award(Guest is God): Australia
Bankrupt Award: Ramalinga Raju
Two to Tango Award: A. R. Rahman on winning both Oscars and Grammy
United we Stand Award: Now, this award will be (un-)evenly divided amongst Telangana, Harit Pradesh, Gorkhaland.
Alive and Kicking Award: BJP; This award will be received by L. K. Advani
'Baby one more time' Award: UPA; isssssskoooo receive karrrrengiiiii Mrs. Sonia Gandhi
Maid-en over Award: Shiney Ahuja
Husband of the Year: Tiger Woods
Golfer of the Year/ Golden Glove: Elin Nordegren
Last but never the least....
Best Actress of the Year: Rohit Verma in Big Boss 3
Best Actor: Terrorist Ajmal Kasab
Now, now, give the winners a big round of applause!
This is my last post for 2009. I wish all my readers a very very Happy New Year 2010!
May happiness and success be all round the year and May your troubles last as long as your resolutions :P