Thursday, December 31, 2009

And the award goes to....

 
Thank You Blogadda!


As 2009 comes to an end and the winter of ever sunny Mumbai kicks in, I reflect back into this year on all its events. Although I did not receive any awards in the real sense or on my blog, so I thought 'why not create my own set of awards'. (Its here you say: Aahhh! ) I, Gkam, now present to you:


Gkam's Award Ceremony 2009


Nominations-Shominations! These Winners are above and beyond that....

And the winners are: 

*Drumroll please*


Wordsworth Award: Shashi Tharoor, Deputy Minister for External Affairs

Big Boss Award: S. M. Krishna, Minister for External Affairs

Humble (American) Pie Award: Peace Nobel Winner U. S. President Barack Obama

SEXagenarian of the Year Award: Former Andhra Governer N. D. Tiwari

Quickfire Response Award: Liberhan Report on Babri Masjib Demolition. (Yeah, the "leaked" report is 126MB)

Bharatiya Naari Award: Rakhi Sawant

Little Bo- BEEP Award : Kamal Rashid Khan fondly(!) known as KRK

Tom and Jerry Award : IIM and Prometric

Miss Congeniality: Serena Williams

The Dark Horse Award : Vindu Dara Singh on winning Big Boss 3 and coincidentally also wins Mirror Breaking Material Award!

Best Rendezvous point: Copenhagen, Denmark

Most popularly used four letter word: H1N1

Award for the Most Considerate: Kanye West American Rapper

Aquasure Award: Chandrayaan, India's maiden Moon mission

Sweet 17 Award: Sachin Tendulkar (on completing 17000 runs in ODIs  in 20 years)

Best Employer of the Year Award: Air India

Atithi Devo Bhavaha Award(Guest is God): Australia

Bankrupt Award: Ramalinga Raju

Two to Tango Award: A. R. Rahman on winning both Oscars and Grammy

United we Stand Award: Now, this award will be (un-)evenly divided amongst Telangana, Harit Pradesh, Gorkhaland.

Alive and Kicking Award: BJP; This award will be received by L. K. Advani

'Baby one more time' Award: UPA; isssssskoooo receive karrrrengiiiii Mrs. Sonia Gandhi

Maid-en over Award: Shiney Ahuja

Husband of the Year: Tiger Woods

Golfer of the Year/ Golden Glove: Elin Nordegren


Last but never the least....


Best Actress of the Year: Rohit Verma in Big Boss 3

Best Actor: Terrorist Ajmal Kasab



Now, now, give the winners a big round of applause!

This is my last post for 2009. I wish all my readers a very very Happy New Year 2010!
May happiness and success be all round the year and May your troubles last as long as your resolutions :P

Signing off.
Optimistically yours,

Gkam :)

30 comments:

  1. arre i was plannin to read liberhan report after finishing current novel!!!! :D

    employee of da year ...air india...lolz!!!

    happy new year!!!

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  2. hi good mrng and wish u a happy new year,
    excellent post from u...

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  3. @buckingfastard

    LOL! you'll get the file in the post :D

    Happy new year!

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  4. @geniusjaggu

    Good morning

    Wish u the same!

    :)

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  5. :) Wish u a happy new yr babe :)

    Loved the post :P

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  6. hehehehehehehe........... funny ;)

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  7. rofl...i actually laughed out loud on some of them! :D:D:D

    my favorites:
    Humble (American) Pie Award,
    Best Rendezvous point,
    Most popularly used four letter word,
    Atithi Devo Bhavaha Award,
    Best Actor

    lol...i'm getting tempted 2 copy+paste this n frwd in a mail ;)

    wish u a wonderful new year too gkam :D

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  8. best actress...rohit verma...LOL awesome! loved this fully...like BE i wanto to forward this to my friends...pls may i????

    happy new year in advance

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  9. aaaaweeeeeeeeeeesome post man!!!!
    happy new year!!!

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  10. very very funny gkam.... absolutely loved it!
    Happy New Year to you, and may 2010 bring a whole new round of entertainment! :)

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  11. @shanu

    Thanks sweetie! :)

    Wish u the same. Nice display pic !

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  12. @blunt edges

    thanks :)

    sure no problem as long as you give me the credit :D

    Have a fantabulous new year!

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  13. @gayathri

    Thanks I'm glad u loved it :)

    Sure go ahead, but please give this writer the credit :D

    Cheers to a happy new year!

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  14. @iceprincess

    Thanks so much!

    Have an awesome new year! :)

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  15. @Dee


    It pleases me that u liked it so much!

    Gracias! ;)

    Yea, I wish for that too :)

    Cheers to a Happy n Rockin' New Year! \m/

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  16. Wow :D
    Rohit Verma was placed considerably :D
    Loved the awards,
    And happy new year!

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  17. Gauri, you have evolved to be a phenomenal blogger, amazingly creative and you truly deserve this prestige from big adda.

    congrats dear and a very happy new year.!

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  18. @pawan

    Thanks Pawan! and welcome to my blog.

    Will stopover to urs soon

    New Year Wishes to u too :)

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  19. @Vintage

    Thanks alot dude!

    I feel even more elated when my closest friends comment! :)

    Cheers m8

    You too have a rocking new year! \m/

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  20. keep sharing with us, please....I will waiting your up date everyday!! Have a nice and relax day!..................................................

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  21. Heh heh heh.... bloody brilliant :-)

    I'm sure the recipients will be head over heels on recieving their respective awards..

    Too good! and wish u a Happy new yr.

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  22. Kamal Khan... He is the future...his movie desh drohi, has a cult following...It should... He is the next SRK of UP/bihar... Kabhi UP bihar jaa kar dekho...
    Too bad that he was chucked out of big boss 3.

    ND Tiwari ... Every one wants to know his secret of keeping his jack up at at the age of 86, If he was not using Viagra, then what was he upto?
    If it was natural reason then he is wanted by AIIMS for medical study.
    If it was indeed viagra like most of us suspect then I am pretty sure that the Viagra wants him in his ad commercials. His orgys in Raj Bhavan...Caligula ain't got nothing...



    You might want to open up name and url link in your comments section so that I/we can link back to my/our blog/s
    www.Tejaswy.com

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  23. LOLZ... thats an awesome compilation of awards... love the tom and jerry award for IIM and Prometric....
    gkam... u got a fam here :)

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  24. @emmieJdriskell
    Thanks!


    @parry

    Thanks mate! :)

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  25. @Teja
    LOL!
    I see ur an outright supporter of Kamaal khan?
    thanks 4 ur comment.
    keep visiting


    @tavish

    thank u! :)

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  26. LOL! best actress award is too good:)

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  27. One award name I might change to simply, "Kicking." ;)

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